Hannibal In The Kitchen, the new Thomas Harris book, was turned in last week, and Tinseltown is scrambling to get the film ready for the Holidays. “This will give me a chance to prove I’m quite terrible in the kitchen,” Hopkins joked with reporters during Spring Break in South Padre Island. David Fincher was also on hand, and it’s speculated he’s going to clear his schedule for the rest of year. “They haven’t even asked me to direct, but if they do, they can forget about that damn chick with the funky tattoo movie.” When Jodie Foster, out promoting her Mel Gibson movie The Beaver, was asked about reprising her role as Clarice Starling, she said, “Tony made me a bologna sandwich once, we ate it with some Ranch Style Beans and a couple of ice-cold Bud-Lites. It was great.”
Sounds like a bunch of bologna, huh.
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